Saturday 13 February 2016

My Ugly Dog - Sprint Coach

"You know why Usain Bolt cannot run faster than 8.15 second in 100m (12.27m per second)? Because, his sprinting technique is wrong!"
"Let me tell you our dog's sprinting technique, I guarantee that he can reach 16m per second, as fast as the leopard. That is how we hunting dog, get them!"

This is the way, it is called rocket thrust. My two hind legs are like rocket fuel. The moment "Go" is set, the two legs will back-fire and my tail rotate like a rotor. There you go, 16m per second,  6.25s for 100m!


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